It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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