ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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