BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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