I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
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