It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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