Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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