You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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