is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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