Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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