Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
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