just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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