I'm lost and stupid without you.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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