I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
This is my gift to your gina
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
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