You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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