butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
i would punch a child for taco bell
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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