"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
