i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
You ruined the universe
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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