It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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