11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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