Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Randomize
