her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Are we still banned from the library?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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