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(818): View more from California

Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off

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(650): View more from California

PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?

(773): View more from Illinois

No - puma.

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(917): View more from New York City

It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?

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(509): View more from Washington

she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.

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(219): View more from Indiana

She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.

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(314): View more from Missouri

So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment

(419): View more from Ohio

Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...

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