I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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