Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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