Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Randomize
