So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
My boob is missing a layer of skin
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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