Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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