I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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