windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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