Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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