What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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