It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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