maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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