What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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