scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I should be sponsored by Trojan
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Randomize
