Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I am mentally ready for anal.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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