someone get that fucking seahorse.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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