the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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