Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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