Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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