It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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