Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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