is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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