someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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