well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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