He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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