Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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