I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
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