I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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