Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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