He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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