I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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