Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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