Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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